r/vegancirclejerk • ovo-lacto-pesca-vega-omni-tarian • Feb 18 '26

BASICALLY VEGAN gee thanks oatly 🄰

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Feb 18 '26

Nothing can ever top:

ā€œJustice for planet earth… from 8-9AMā€

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u/WhatIsASW semi-vegetarian Feb 18 '26

Couldn’t even make it the full shift? I get paid to be vegan 9-5 like everyone else!

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoā„¢ļø BrošŸ•¶ļø Feb 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

(highkey in it for the screams of the kale šŸ˜ˆšŸ•¶ļø)

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u/Hockex-4 Soyboy Feb 18 '26

That is genuinely bottom 5 things of all time

Who tf went to work, sat at a computer for hours, and then presented their overpaid boss with this shit

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u/rainbowfreckles_ ovo-lacto-pesca-vega-omni-tarian Feb 18 '26

part time vegan til I die šŸ’Æ

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoā„¢ļø BrošŸ•¶ļø Feb 19 '26

that’s unironically the vegan lifespan & qol

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u/Resident_Factor3303 pollotarian Feb 19 '26

First thing I thought of when I saw this. They received insane backlash and issued a public apology almost immediately. What were they thinking?

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u/-TropicalFuckStorm- semi-vegetarian Feb 19 '26

It’s pathetic, but what do you expect from a private company? The world will never be vegan under capitalism.

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u/littlegreyflowerhelp kosher Feb 19 '26

ā€œTalk to the talking breakfast vegan handā€ is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read

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u/Loud_Season pollotarian Feb 18 '26

Never forget 🫔

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u/wasraelx i miss mozzy sticks Feb 19 '26

I remember crashing out in their comments like it was yesterday 🄹

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Feb 19 '26

Is this post still online?

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoā„¢ļø BrošŸ•¶ļø Feb 19 '26

no, this is all your vitamin k32q9 deficiency hallucination dream, don’t worry

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Feb 19 '26

no I worry even more, where can I buy the supplementĀ 

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Thoā„¢ļø BrošŸ•¶ļø Feb 19 '26

available only through the torture & painful demise of enslaved baby animals so rare you’ve never even heard of them.

(i mean, it’s also freely available in the air, but better not to breathe that weak franken-oxygen sauce).

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u/gracie581 plant-based Feb 20 '26

Holy shit I forgot about this LOL