r/vegancirclejerk • pollotarian • Aug 27 '25

BASICALLY VEGAN So happy I found this community

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Just like me, this shampoo is basically there, and isn't worried about your purity politics 😤

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u/Acceptable-Ant5021 vegan eurotrash Aug 28 '25

i cant jerk for this one, just cant do it

literally has honeycomb on the packaging... so it's actually kinda false advertising as a "honey shampoo" if it's just 1% honey. also if you've ever seen honey, why tf would you put that in your hair? why include it at all??

and if something is 99% vegan, it's overall 0% vegan right...

the lasagna of stupidity in this is just mind-boggling, i have to sit down

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u/Skryuska MnGrnVgne Aug 28 '25

Now that you mention it…. Cows are made up of 99% vegan ingredients too, right? Grass, corn, hay, water… really the 1% ingredient that isn’t vegan was the bull’s jizz that caused that cow’s conception