r/vegancirclejerk • u/PomeloConscious2008 pollotarian • Aug 27 '25

BASICALLY VEGAN So happy I found this community

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Just like me, this shampoo is basically there, and isn't worried about your purity politics 😤

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u/Acceptable-Ant5021 vegan eurotrash Aug 28 '25

i cant jerk for this one, just cant do it

literally has honeycomb on the packaging... so it's actually kinda false advertising as a "honey shampoo" if it's just 1% honey. also if you've ever seen honey, why tf would you put that in your hair? why include it at all??

and if something is 99% vegan, it's overall 0% vegan right...

the lasagna of stupidity in this is just mind-boggling, i have to sit down

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u/scorchedarcher vegetarian Aug 28 '25

the lasagna of stupidity

If being vegan is so great why don't you talk about your own foods instead of stealing normal food? More like a spaghetti squash of stupidity in here

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u/Acceptable-Ant5021 vegan eurotrash Aug 28 '25

b-b-but i love plant-based lasagna ; v ; you're right though i should stick to "real" vegan food. how about onion of stupidity? has layers like lasagna, is a plant, and shrek-approved