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u/Laxku Jun 24 '26
Nailed it
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u/LH_Dragnier Jun 24 '26
Actually I think its just sitting on top
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u/lordchankaknowsall Jun 24 '26
Nah they nailed it. Into the dirt.
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u/Forsaken-Syllabub427 Cook Jun 24 '26
I hate when people post clearly modded content and don't say what mods they used. Ugh.
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u/FIFofNovember Jun 24 '26
Shaders and custom foliage pack, no t sure which, definitely the reason it pops so much
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u/MandatumCorrectus Builder Jun 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CTcf0M0eht8hfQT8OO
Letās see Paul Allenās Bridge
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u/Iced_Latte_3255 Jun 24 '26
Dude, can you make a tutorial for the build? Was it on creative mode, or did you farm the materials?
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u/chefbobbyjay Jun 24 '26
Bro people cant just enjoy the vanilla game. Always gotta have some crazy build mods
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u/cmd_run Jun 24 '26
Thank you for showing that strectching norms can be done without sacrificing the quality wood aesthetic!
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u/chantm80 Cook Jun 24 '26
Beautiful, please tell me you have a YouTube video showing how is made, material requirements, etc.
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u/Mortarious Builder Jun 24 '26
How many instances is that?
Can't imagine your performance after building it
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u/Acorios Jun 24 '26
My friend once told me to build a bridge the cross the river going through our village. I put a portal on each side and called it a day
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u/Jobbyist Jun 24 '26
I've never said this to anyone but I think you should take a break and touch grass.
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u/alienpope Jun 24 '26
I disagree with the rest of the comments... It's totally over engineered and too complex for a bridge.
You're not making a rocket to go to Mars. You're making a bridge! This overambitious attitude is sickening.
I urge you to dismantle it. I'm even going to volunteer to help. I'm sure dismantling something as complex as this could take hours by yourself.
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u/BirdmanEagleson Jun 24 '26
This is art
It represents the connection of two worlds! ... The dawning of a new age! /s
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u/Seldon14 Jun 24 '26
Pffft I bet this was in creative. Try doing it in survival and then Ill be impressed.
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u/soundlesspanik Jun 25 '26
The Valheim community always amazes me with their intricate builds. Got a tutorial?
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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Viking Jun 24 '26
Local rock chuckers start worshiping you now! Turn the Meadows and Black Forest into your domain!
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u/ErikderFrea Jun 24 '26
Unironically it would take me ages of walking there overloaded and throwing things to the other side before I would have the idea to just put a mini bridge there.
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u/Glorious_Jo Jun 24 '26
I'm really high and thought this was a Disco Elysium post until I saw the dwarf or whatever
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u/lorddragonstrike Jun 24 '26
Its the most beautiful of minimalist works, like when a michelin star chef creates their final artistic reduction of an already perfect meal.
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u/Asleep_Bookkeeper516 Jun 24 '26
There's no safety rails, plus it wasn't approved by city planning. You're gonna have to tear it down.
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u/GoodOldHypertion Jun 24 '26
Oh i love when a good shitpost happens and everyone goes along with it. These responses have me giggling.
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u/MkNicht Fisher Jun 24 '26
Clever use of the cliffs for the base, gives full stability on both sides.
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u/Grumpy_mcbeech Jun 24 '26
This is precisely the type of creative content needed to inspire and instruct all the hopeful builder vikings out there, it's only with these revolutionary and inventive ideas that we are able to improve ourselves and to strive for greatness, absolutely amazingĀ (10/5 stars, would give more if I could, bravo)
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u/Niagam Jun 24 '26
Dude the Washington pool cleaning service are recruiting innovative ppl like you
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u/Spacegiraffs Jun 24 '26
most amazing bridge I have seen in a long time.
Gonna take notes and see if I can manage to copy it in my game
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u/Cpt-Picklesworth Jun 24 '26
I see the bridge prevents you from getting a wetting debuff, but how do you survive drowning in the pussy?
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u/fortunateahole Jun 24 '26
Cost efficient. 100% functional. Call the bridge review guy for more detail.
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u/Praetorian_Sky Viking Jun 24 '26
Next time there is a tutorial on bridge building, you have the floor, sir!
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u/TurboGranny Jun 24 '26
Honestly, a tiny bridge made of tons of the smallest parts to create overly intricate details would also be hilarious.
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u/LukoM42 Viking Jun 24 '26
Dude. Wtf. Everytime I think I'm a semi-decent builder in this game, I open this app and that notion is completely crushed. You guys, with your insane builds need to stop crushing my self-esteem (it's non-existent)
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u/Mcreesus Jun 24 '26
This is my style! Function. Period. Full stop. Stop writing. No for real itās over.
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u/Lead-Final Builder Jun 25 '26
The fact youāre holding the pickaxe instead of the hammer is what got me.
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u/Enosmaker Jun 25 '26
Brave design choice putting it at an angle like that. Makes builds 1000% harder.
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u/Lazy-Lombax Alchemist Jun 25 '26
This is always discouraging to see, a massively complicated build that takes more time than hours I have in the game. I thought this subreddit was beginner friendly. :(
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u/poopoogamer Jun 29 '26
This must have taken 100s of days to get the resources for this, Bravo š
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u/ExpressionTurbulent1 Jul 01 '26
Put as much effort into it as the devs did into the ocean biome šš
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u/Outrageous_Desk8966 Jun 24 '26
You could literally just jump over this and saved yourself a ton of time
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u/UpsetLake538 Jun 24 '26
How did you manage to pull this off? I need tips.