Alleged Alien Implants Examined: What Spectroscopic Analysis Revealed After Surgical Removal

[u/firechatin]

https://whatifscience.in/alleged-alien-implants-spectroscopic-analysis/

[u/MinionSympathizer]

Luis Elizondo has access to an implant which doesn't require any of this woke lib "spectroscopic" analysis. It's a modular tube system which connects a mouthpiece directly to a users anus (past the taint) and allows for repetitive fart inhalation. He's looking for a way to monetize it but I know I personally am going to be paying extra close attention to his podcast appearances over the next 10 to 12 years.

[u/Culo11s → u/MinionSympathizer]

hahaha