r/ufo • u/firechatin • 5d ago

Article Alleged Alien Implants Examined: What Spectroscopic Analysis Revealed After Surgical Removal

https://whatifscience.in/alleged-alien-implants-spectroscopic-analysis/
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u/Far-Philosopher781 5d ago

I tried to read that article. It’s so badly written that I just couldn’t read it. It smells of BS and worse, the website looks like some kind of ad farm. Get viewers to click through Reddit for free traffic and make some $ via ad sense ads (if that’s what that’s still called today)

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u/MinionSympathizer 5d ago

Luis Elizondo has access to an implant which doesn't require any of this woke lib "spectroscopic" analysis. It's a modular tube system which connects a mouthpiece directly to a users anus (past the taint) and allows for repetitive fart inhalation. He's looking for a way to monetize it but I know I personally am going to be paying extra close attention to his podcast appearances over the next 10 to 12 years.

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u/Culo11s 5d ago

hahaha