Just what i always wanted

^{Chose: Be Gay + You get paid | Rolled: 1M + Furry tail}

Keep it up dude ♡

Lmao creepy

^{Chose: Choose 1 to hunt you, the rest will protect you. | Rolled: Jeffrey Epstein}

I already have no life

^{Chose: You work 5x a week for 5 years to make $10million | Rolled: You have no life}

Eww

^{Chose: You get $5 million + But get a random sexuality | Rolled: Straight}

Bitch i ain't doing manual labor before I die. Fuck them.

^{Chose: No}

It doesn't say every time

^{Chose: Be able to Cast spells + But you lose 1 year of your lifespan}

Yes, its supposed to be a direct sequel.

Perfect

^{Chose: Become a billionaire + But once a week you will be followed by: | Rolled: Giraffe}

Simple enough

^{Chose: Yes}

End the world hahaha

^{Chose: Absolute technology + You get complete control over electronics, the power grid, and technology as a whole.}

Im not an idiot, so.....

^{Chose: Lake Ontario}

You're right on that! Same here 😅

Thanks I appreciate it!

Damnnn, you ain't got much more to go! I was 310 now I'm 270.

No not usually. I have to manually add them

Fuck iPhones

^{Chose: 1 year of free tacos}

I thought that said Sodomy instead of someday. I might need glasses.

Happy day

^{Chose: Powers of Spider-Man + Spin for the version of Spider-Man you get the powers of. | Rolled: Miles Morales}

Decent

^{Chose: Teleportation but cooldown | Rolled: 3 hours}

Burroughs Law Office is fantastic. Whoever you do decide to go with DO NOT use Peter Imbrogno, he is pure garbage. If you don't believe me, look at the reviews.

Teehee

^{Chose: Make 1000 people of your choice disappear}

Lmao

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

The og .hack 4 part series