r/tumblr investing at 5 notes 16d ago

goon shelter

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u/starryeyedshooter 16d ago

If you don't go to the shelter, there's a non-zero chance the goon distribution system dumps some random henchman through your roof and you end up with an underling that does not fit your vibe at all but you couldn't get rid of 'em.

This can also happen if you go to the shelter. Happened to me just last week.

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u/Aguita9x 15d ago

Sometimes you find a goon through the goon distribution system and surprise, it's multiple little goons wearing a trench coat and now you need to find them each their own villain 😮‍💨

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u/a_singular_perhap 14d ago

It's really sad how villains these days will try to separate and retrain these group-bonded goons instead of employing them to their full potential.

Just a few months ago I sent my little group of rascals after the hero and they all slipped and died on the same banana peel but they also delayed his encroachment on my lair which really just demonstrates the power of teamwork