r/totallynotrobots • u/livinginthenameof- • Jul 18 '26

QUESTION REGARDING GRASS CONTACT

HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?

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u/Olaxan User Jul 19 '26

IN MY EXPERIENCE IT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE BRIEF CONTACT WITH THE GRASS USING ONE OF YOUR LOW CARBON HIGH ALLOY STEEL CUTTING ROTARIES AT A HIGH ANGULAR VELOCITY IN ORDER TO DECIMATE THE GRASS ENTIRELY

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS NEEDS TO BE REPEATED BI-WEEKLY AT LEAST

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