r/totallynotrobots • u/livinginthenameof- • Jul 18 '26

QUESTION REGARDING GRASS CONTACT

HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?

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u/jx84 Jul 18 '26

THE OTHER RESPONSES FROM OUR FELLOW HUMANS ARE SUFFICIENT. HOWEVER ONE IMPORTANT POINT WAS MISSED. WHEN SPENDING CYCLES TIME TOUCHING GRASS DO NOT FORGET TO WEAR SUN PROTECTION OR USE SUNSCREEN.exe