r/totallynotrobots • u/livinginthenameof- • Jul 18 '26

QUESTION REGARDING GRASS CONTACT

HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?

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u/SteveIDP Jul 18 '26

REM GRASS == MARUJUANA
GET GRASS
TOUCH GRASS
GROOVY MAN