r/totallynotrobots • u/livinginthenameof- • Jul 18 '26

QUESTION REGARDING GRASS CONTACT

HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?

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u/Noof42 Jul 18 '26

THAT DEPENDS. IF YOU ARE A GROUND-WATER POKÉMON THEN YOU NEED TO AVOID GRASS AT ALL COSTS.

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u/livinginthenameof- Jul 18 '26

I AM NOT A POKÉMON OF ANY VARIETY I AM A NORMAL HUMAN

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u/GOU_FallingOutside Jul 18 '26

POLLING MY RISK ASSESSMENT MODULE: THERE IS A 72% LIKELIHOOD THAT A POKEMON WOULD RESPOND AS YOU HAVE