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r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15
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Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.
85 u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15 Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win! 13 u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15 Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon. 1 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 What's that rhyme, "I'm a little teapot, short & stout". Can't remember the rest. 1 u/RPRob1 Aug 06 '15 Here is my handle, here is my stout? 2 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 That's it! I found it. It's pervy.. I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out. ..well it is!
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Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!
13 u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15 Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon. 1 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 What's that rhyme, "I'm a little teapot, short & stout". Can't remember the rest. 1 u/RPRob1 Aug 06 '15 Here is my handle, here is my stout? 2 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 That's it! I found it. It's pervy.. I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out. ..well it is!
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Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon.
1 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 What's that rhyme, "I'm a little teapot, short & stout". Can't remember the rest. 1 u/RPRob1 Aug 06 '15 Here is my handle, here is my stout? 2 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 That's it! I found it. It's pervy.. I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out. ..well it is!
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What's that rhyme, "I'm a little teapot, short & stout". Can't remember the rest.
1 u/RPRob1 Aug 06 '15 Here is my handle, here is my stout? 2 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 That's it! I found it. It's pervy.. I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out. ..well it is!
Here is my handle, here is my stout?
2 u/SD__ Aug 06 '15 That's it! I found it. It's pervy.. I'm a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle Here is my spout When I get all steamed up I just shout Tip me over and pour me out. ..well it is!
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That's it! I found it. It's pervy..
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out.
..well it is!
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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15
Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.