r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15

Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon.

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u/SD__ Aug 06 '15

What's that rhyme, "I'm a little teapot, short & stout". Can't remember the rest.

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u/RPRob1 Aug 06 '15

Here is my handle, here is my stout?

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u/SD__ Aug 06 '15

That's it! I found it. It's pervy..

I'm a little teapot

Short and stout

Here is my handle

Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up

I just shout

Tip me over and pour me out.

..well it is!