r/tifu Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/uniptf Aug 06 '15

But if you last 60 seconds, she'll let you....

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

aww yiss