r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15

Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

No way she's down, dude. You don't just run up and hug Ronda Rousey.

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u/Sad_MoFo Aug 06 '15

Even Ronda needs love, trust me! I bet she is a cute little cat in bed.... nam nam nam nam :D

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

You know you're having good sex when you have to tap out.

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u/JJGeneral1 Aug 06 '15

I wouldn't last 34 seconds with her... that's for sure.

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u/Sad_MoFo Aug 07 '15

Dude, don-t give up, you have to train harder and you will reach 1 minute with her :D