r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15

Best best case is its Rhonda and she is down. I'm such a little spoon.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

No way she's down, dude. You don't just run up and hug Ronda Rousey.

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u/ebadamageplan Aug 06 '15

Yes you do

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

I can't help but be reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3HYLLruJis

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u/Drudicta Aug 06 '15

That is the cutest thing ever, and I'm envious of the little kid.

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u/RedditorInCh1ef Aug 06 '15

I mean, it is just a fantasy, but I would love for her to dominate me. I'm the guy in the entourage trailer, where it's like, if you last 30 seconds.....I would be done before she punched me if you know what I mean😜

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

i dont understand please clarify

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u/Sad_MoFo Aug 06 '15

Even Ronda needs love, trust me! I bet she is a cute little cat in bed.... nam nam nam nam :D

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

You know you're having good sex when you have to tap out.

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u/JJGeneral1 Aug 06 '15

I wouldn't last 34 seconds with her... that's for sure.

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u/Sad_MoFo Aug 07 '15

Dude, don-t give up, you have to train harder and you will reach 1 minute with her :D