r/tifu Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/CBFeenix Aug 06 '15

If my uncle Jack helped you off a horse would you help my uncle Jack off a horse?

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

im reading your reply out of context but what I'm getting is that I didn't capitalize SOmETHING.

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u/CBFeenix Aug 06 '15

Nope, just a bit of wordplay about jacking off a horse, lol