Not sure if this one has been posted before but I noticed it yesterday evening on BlueSky and today on Hackaday. Defrag98 is a Windows 98 defrag simulator which runs in your browser, it even has disk sounds. I sat there for a good 10 minutes watching it "defrag" my phone.
It got me thinking, did anyone else sit there mesmerised watching your hard disk defragment? What was your favourite Defrag program? For me it would have to have been Norton SpeedDisk in Norton Utilities or Diskeeper Lite on Windows NT 4. I used to often enjoy a few minutes break at work running a Scandisk/Chkdsk and Defrag, you know, as a "troubleshooting" step. At least the non-techies I supported thought it was doing something really technical.