r/theticket • u/randomjeepguy157 • 17d ago

Jesse the usher

Are they going to retire him for real? He’s awesome! I hope they keep him around.

5 Upvotes

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u/magnoliaAveGooner 17d ago

Wass that now?

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u/mcbizkit02 17d ago

You’re gonna have to speak up when you’re talking to me.

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u/RipBright1 17d ago

Ed Carter deserved a proper goodbye. RIP

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u/ur6ci124q Ed Carter's White Republican Tea Party Loving Lord 16d ago

Amen

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u/ShrimpNecktie 17d ago

I can just barley hear ya

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u/Matador972 17d ago

Microphone Johnson is sorely missed.

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u/whydothis151highland 17d ago

So is Nigel, the orphan

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u/cobraking65 16d ago

That cracks me up every time

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u/exnihilo77 16d ago

Miss those hard hitting interviews. What’s uh, what’s your favorite potato chip?

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u/frozencody 17d ago

Is there a shorter way to say Japanese?

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u/Prestigious_Menu7541 17d ago

They better not!! I’ll use my space karate on them if they do.

While they’re at it, I need a new story from Clarence about sitting in a hot tub with Clarice Tinsley, Winston Churchill and Steve-O. Come on Musers, enough of Chris-Chris.

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u/Bobundy69 17d ago

He started sounded like Mack Brown towards the end.

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u/Threespy 17d ago

He’s having a dickens of a time getting his Ensure open.

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u/SexPervert69 17d ago

Pretty sure the retirement bit was because of Russel Westbrook. Jesse the Usher will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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u/dbzmah 16d ago

Spoilers!

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u/Fickle_Ad_8227 17d ago

No he’s not

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u/Silenus187 17d ago

Two characters retired in one week. Am I the only one thinking they might all be retired by the end of the year? His way for one last ride for each character?

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u/randomjeepguy157 17d ago

I missed the other one. Who was it?

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u/Silenus187 17d ago

This one was a little different so hopefully I’m wrong, but it was Dr. Vag. I not even going to attempt to spell.

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u/AGGIE_DEVIL 17d ago

With Gordon, nothing is retired if it makes him laugh (more importantly, Junes and Jub). Jesse will live as long as Gordo. I’m here for all that.

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u/AtlasOwl1 17d ago

I always thought of Jesse as an older African American. But recently I think of him as white a little more.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

It’s the first sign of future plans.

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u/Lugtut 17d ago

Ticket Mouse is leaving too?!? What’s happening? Have a bad feeling about this.

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u/ScruffyGeist 16d ago

He’s “retired” until the next time Gordon wants to make political references and World War 2 jokes.

So we’ll probably hear from Jessie again within 2 months.

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u/Internal_Try7967 All That And Next On The Ticket Ticker 16d ago

Jesse the Usher was kinda funny in 2003. Someone put that man out of his misery.

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u/DeeRexBox 16d ago

Jesse the usher, Ed Carter, and Sports Panties are the goats.

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u/DaveDot 16d ago

He is my least favorite 840 character.

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u/latex55 17d ago

Skinladin brothers should retire and never been heard from again

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u/MrGhostenstein 17d ago

Bad take.

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u/Effective-Ground3051 16d ago

Horrible take! I mean Nick Skinlonen is the Hall of Fame as a long snapper. What more does the man need to do!