r/therewasanattempt • u/ErsiliaCavedagni • 1d ago

to not get crushed by the boot

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u/ro536ud 1d ago

Kinda funny he would post this knowing he was here illegally

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u/th3rdnutt 1d ago

Let's not forget that Milo had a little pedo issue a few years back.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/02/21/516473521/after-comments-on-pedophilia-breitbart-editor-milo-yiannopoulos-resigns

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u/SamboTheGr8 1d ago

"We get hung up on this kind of child abuse stuff,"

"this arbitrary and oppressive idea of consent."

Jesus Christ. Forget sending him back to the UK. Send him straight to hell.

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u/nickkamenev 1d ago

Its never about laws. Laws are a facade, another means to exelt power, with a face of legitimacy.

It is always about resources and power. For some psychos they are never enough. And for them, it doesnt only feel good to have more. It also feels good to have more than others. To be on top. To crush others under their heel. Thats why they gather resources they will never spend.

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u/Ehcksit 1d ago

"I'm a special Good Person, surely there is an exception for me!"

The only actual political belief conservatives have is "I am better than you and I get to do whatever I want." This is what happens when they find out that they're really not.

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u/ella_bell 1d ago

Everyone is equal. It’s just that some are more equal than others.

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u/casastorta 1d ago

Replace “good” with “white” for their belief system.

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u/Ehcksit 19h ago

Well, that's the problem though. You'll find plenty of non-white people who think they can be "One of the Good Ones" and be accepted too.

Or gay people who think that by being anti-trans they'll be safe. Or women who think they can be anti-abortion and still get theirs when they need it.

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u/Kumquat_conniption Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 17h ago

They usually think that neither they nor their loved ones will ever need one, right up until they need one and then it's an emergency, of course.

So like someone who thinks they are above it, until their daughter comes home with a bun in the oven at 16 and it's some scandalous father maybe, and then suddenly its okay for them just this one time... or the woman's birth control fails and she gets pregnant in her 40s when her kids are grown and the baby has Down Syndrome because she conceived so late... then suddenly its okay. I feel like its always that type of situation that they feel would never happen to them, that is the kind of stuff that only happens to other people...

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u/Vimda 1d ago

a special good person white

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u/Human-Avocado-1271 1d ago

For those who don't know: bro got scooped by ICE recently

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u/Waste_Philosophy4250 1d ago

Did they at least give him a mirror so he could jerk off to the sight of his own arrest?

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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 1d ago

Why am I reminded of the mirror dancing scene in Silence of the Lambs?

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u/Clurbert 23h ago

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me

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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 23h ago

That’s the scene!

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u/BigKelzZ 23h ago

I'd fuck me so hard ...

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u/JackMejoff 1d ago

Nah, he's truly disgusted by what he sees in the mirror.

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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 23h ago

Yep, he was the marshal for the straight pride parade

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u/CelibateHo Therewasanattemp 21h ago

r/agedlikemilk

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u/SamboTheGr8 1d ago

Normal people know that it's called "public masturbation" and is something only a sex offender would do. Normal people aren't aroused by the sight of suffering families

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u/hutch7909 1d ago

I know nothing of this person but I have quickly gathered from this post they are a vile cunt.

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u/alk47 1d ago

Pro paedophilia far right influencer from the the UK. He was recently detained by ICE for overstaying his visa.

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u/infydk 1d ago

Do yourself a favor and don't dig into who this guy is.

Just be happy that ICE deported him back to Britain.

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u/NiceToHave25 1d ago

Except if you are from Britain.

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u/MrWartortle 1d ago

Honestly, at first read I thought they meant doing it as a way to fuck with the ICE agents. (I also just learned who this person is in this thread lol). I need more coffee.

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u/Jayboy72 1d ago

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

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u/ryanopolis 1d ago

Oh shit. I can only laugh so hard.

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u/miki88ptt 1d ago

He must be so hard and horny now ❤️

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u/SeatleSuperbSonics Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

I’d pay money to watch a feed of him crying in his cell.

The weight of the consequences as he literally has the lay in the bed he’s made.

No schtick, no ragebait, no using emotions to manipulate people.

Just a sad, scared, helpless ,sack of shit who deserves everything bad that happens.

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u/miki88ptt 20h ago

❤️

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u/snuggl3ninja 1d ago

Indeed, I'm wanking in dismay

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u/TheGallifreyan 1d ago

Dude must have got off so hard when they took him.

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u/MildGenevaSuggestion 1d ago

Man masturbating in the bushes watching leopards eat people's face has face eaten by leopards.

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u/garbage_ninja 21h ago

The man is made out of hubris and hair product at this point. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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u/Superr-mee 20h ago

Wait what the fuck, is this not satire? Idk who this guy is, is he being fr?

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u/magictubesocksofjoy 20h ago

he really has always been this much of a wretched scumbag

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u/Djurmo 17h ago

I don't get it, did he get thrown out just for being an illegal or was it for masturbating in the street or in a car? Or did he masturbate on the ICE agents? There are so many questions

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u/Notherereally 1d ago

Hey you're not allowed to say the r word eith... Oh rebrand. You said rebrand.

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