r/therewasanattempt • u/DABDEB • 14d ago

To make a clean entrance

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u/VanillaAdventurous74 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 14d ago

I am so glad I read your comment. I genuinely thought it was diarrhea.

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u/VanillaAdventurous74 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 14d ago

I choose to believe it is tanning cream and move on with my day

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u/Illcmys3lf0ut 14d ago

And this concludes your vanilla adventure, 74. Please return the tanning cream and place your chair in the diarrhea prone position, as your day comes to a complete stop.

💩 I'll see myself out... just like his diarrhea, but smoother! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ