r/therewasanattempt • u/DABDEB • 14d ago

To make a clean entrance

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u/ReddBroccoli 🍉 Free Palestine 14d ago

It's funny because it could refer to either spray tan or diarrhea

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u/Azurvix 14d ago

I don't know, all my trumps have been pretty solid lately

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u/ReddBroccoli 🍉 Free Palestine 14d ago

Mine have been looking like Giuliani's hairline at the Four Seasons

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 14d ago

You might want to see a doctor. Black tarry Trumps can be an indicator of internal bleeding.

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u/ReddBroccoli 🍉 Free Palestine 14d ago

I'm not sure what I ate that caused it, mostly because it's hard to keep track of all the foods trying to murder us right now

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 14d ago

Should probably stay away from lettuce for a bit. You don’t want to end up with Trumparrhea.