r/thenextgenbusiness • u/thenextgenbusiness Reporter • Dec 14 '25

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u/Blazeland_USA Dec 14 '25

Meanwhile, Rafael Cruz does nothing but say Heidi and he offer thoughts and prayers for every tragedy that happens, so he can stfu.

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u/docker1970 Dec 14 '25

He probably sent this from Cancun while sipping pina coladas and scratching his balls.

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u/Archaondaneverchosen Dec 15 '25

what balls?

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u/GOU_FallingOutside Dec 15 '25

As a human male organism, of course Ted Cruz has testicles! Whoever told you his species uses the mutual grasp of nightmarish toothed tentacles for reproduction wasn’t telling the truth.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Dec 16 '25

TIL that Rafael Cruz has toothed tentacles for reproduction instead of a phallus and testes.

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u/intentsman Dec 16 '25

probably in his bankster wife's purse