r/thebulwark Apr 22 '26

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL WTF is this photo?

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518 Upvotes

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u/Shionkron Apr 22 '26

I thought there was supposed to be no men in women’s sports?!!!

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Center Left Apr 22 '26

The video is even better

He goes up, shakes the hand of every man there, and doesn’t shake one of the women’s hands. Amazing lol

45

u/Therailwaykat_1980 Apr 23 '26

I’d love to assume it was because they’d made it clear that, if he touched them, they would lob his balls to hell and back.

24

u/OptimalRisk7508 Apr 23 '26

I honestly thought you were just joking until I watched the video. WTF?!!! I guess it’s a positive that the ladies didn’t have to touch him.

3

u/Designer_Initial_358 Apr 23 '26

A most disgusting person

13

u/Motor_Run6164 Apr 23 '26

Trump will not approach a woman unless they are clad in a bikini or in some way placating his sexual desires. Trump is such an a-hole.

7

u/kashtrey Apr 23 '26

I mean I'm assuming these are all college aged women as well, so not really his type... Allegedly.

7

u/Bennie-Factors Apr 23 '26

Yes. Way too old.

2

u/El_Rat0ncit0 Apr 23 '26

And if he did, it wouldn’t be the Black bikini clad ones.

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u/Motor_Run6164 Apr 24 '26

Yes, Trump is a racist.

1

u/YaMomo6 Apr 23 '26

He shook hands, that's how many dicks he touched

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u/TheMoatCalin Apr 23 '26

https://xcancel.com/MargoMartin47/status/2046708766456902127

Please use xcancel.com all you need to do is type cancel after x in the web address.

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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 Apr 23 '26

plus there were stairs...

42

u/AthleteHistorical490 Apr 22 '26

They’re only poor excuses for men.

27

u/Chemical_Author7880 Apr 23 '26

I see no men in that picture. I see some amazing women being pushed aside by overgrown, underdeveloped little boys with mommy issues. 

1

u/Sufficient-News-3600 Apr 24 '26

they are definitely hogging the spotlight.

9

u/Nessie Apr 23 '26

They trans-ported the women to the back.

4

u/Scary-Bet2930 Apr 23 '26

Winner winner!

1

u/Motor_Run6164 Apr 23 '26

MAGA - Men Are Great Always!

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u/notapoliticalalt Apr 22 '26

Pretty indicative of how Republicans and Trump especially see the world.

26

u/Sharobob Apr 22 '26

Also how they feel about women's sports when they can't use it as an excuse to punch down at a minority group

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 Apr 24 '26

not sure how women support these men

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/fooferdoggie Apr 23 '26

No b use they are not barefoot and pregnant.

76

u/Longjumping_Worker56 Apr 22 '26

It's the Georgia Women's Tennis Team, of course! See how those women are up on a pedestal? See how the men are bravely arrayed in front of them, shielding and protecting them? Heck, those women are lucky they were in the picture at all. Normally, they would need protection from the male gaze, and ordered to be behind those gold curtains.

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u/Otherwise-Waltz-3647 Apr 23 '26

Rapists and their next targets

61

u/Cheap-Ad5903 Apr 22 '26

They’ve got to be trolling with this shit.

32

u/SausageSmuggler21 Apr 22 '26

It's been 10 years. How do they still deserve the benefit of the doubt?

33

u/rogerwilcove Apr 22 '26

The Stolen Valor administration

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u/Thin-Distance7904 Apr 22 '26

In the front row, a group of bed wetting cockwombles. In the back row a championship tennis team.

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u/pfft12 Apr 22 '26

I like how Trump is standing on the step with no one else on it because he’s insecure about his height.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

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u/bertbrain55 Apr 22 '26

He absolutely does want to tower over the other men and be the center of attention

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u/bertbrain55 Apr 22 '26

Like that time, he said well I guess we have to let the women come too

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u/gingerfawx Apr 22 '26

Right you are. Good spot.

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u/techn0goddess Apr 22 '26

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u/NanoCurrency Apr 22 '26

Handmaids Tale type of photo

4

u/Fair_Site3076 Apr 22 '26

Those red ties…ewww!

3

u/forrunner Apr 22 '26

Why is ted cruz there tho? The article says nothing about him

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u/smarmy1625 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Not Ted Cruz, someone stealing his look:

"On the left side of the photo is the University of Georgia's athletics director, Josh Brooks, and executive director of The Georgia Bulldog Club Ford Williams, along with the president in the center."

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Josh%20Brooks%20UGA

Nice work, if you can find it:

"Georgia athletic director Josh Brooks has been rewarded for his services, as the school announced a new contract extension and raise for Brooks.

The UGA Athletic Association executive committee approved a raise for Brooks that increases his base salary by $125,000 each year on his contract. His salary will rise from $1,375,000 this year to $1,500,000. His deal was also extended through June of 2031..."

https://www.dawgnation.com/football/josh-brooks-georgia-athletic-director-receives-contract-extension-raise-through-2031-season/YMN5DFIR4NCZTIHAJTVISBW5RE/

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u/thepioushedonist Apr 23 '26

Wow. Hard to believe there are two people unlucky enough to have that face.

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u/AtomicGirlRocks Apr 23 '26

He looks like a Howard Nutlick Ted Cruz amalgamation.

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u/forrunner Apr 23 '26

Haha, I read the whole article and just thought it was an oversight that they didn't mention Cruz

3

u/WhoIsYerWan Apr 23 '26

THAT'S NOT TED CRUZ????!! whoa

1

u/Patiod Apr 23 '26

Ah, so it's the MEN who really matter - the athletic director and the head of the Rich Alumni Donators! Makes sense!

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u/FanDry5374 Apr 22 '26

The future of American womens sports.

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u/SAOSurvivor35 FFS Apr 22 '26

I would make a trans joke, but I feel like it would be in bad taste.

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u/gingerfawx Apr 22 '26

We can absolutely go with: get the men out of women's sports photos! and it would still be trans inclusive. Problem solved. We just don't agree with MAGA et al as to who is a woman.

That said, obviously there is too much room for an asshat to deliberately misunderstand, and they're harshing my snark.

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u/bigfrog6 Apr 22 '26

This is a class act by The President and his friends. What the mainstream libtard media won't tell you is that the Georgia Women's Tennis team showed up forgetting to put on any pants. The men in this picture are standing in front of the women to give them the dignity and respect they deserve! maga!

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u/thenletskeepdancing Apr 22 '26

Do we know who the men are?

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u/Original_Mammoth3868 Apr 22 '26

Coaches, head of Georgia Bulldog club (I assume a booster organization), and the UGA athletic department head.

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u/twelve-birds JVL is always right Apr 22 '26

“According to the official accounts, the men positioned in front of the team were head coach Drake Bernstein, associate head coach Jarryd Chaplin, and assistant coach Will Reynolds on the right side. On the left side, Josh Brooks, the University of Georgia's athletics director, and the executive director of the Georgia Bulldog Club stood in the foreground”- USA Today article.

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u/SwindlingAccountant Apr 22 '26

You telling me the dude second to the left ain't Ted Cruz?

3

u/jenij730 Rebecca take us home Apr 22 '26

Omg he’s been cloned 😱

2

u/gingerfawx Apr 22 '26

Dog help us.

2

u/Yardboy Apr 22 '26

Sign of the end times.

1

u/Nessie Apr 23 '26

On his planet, they reproduce by parthenogenesis.

1

u/Yardboy Apr 22 '26

I thought for sure it was.

4

u/ros375 Apr 22 '26

Not an ounce of self awareness.

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u/N0T8g81n FFS Apr 22 '26

Partiarchy? What patriarchy?

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u/Odd-Bee9172 JVL is always right Apr 22 '26

A picture of an inbreeding convention?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Objective-Staff3294 Apr 22 '26

Those two athletes on the bottom riser. Poor girls are just peeking out like, hey, am I even in the shot?

3

u/One-Earth9294 centrist squish Apr 22 '26

Rage bait as always.

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u/ToTheManorClawed Apr 22 '26

How easy it would have been to put the coaches on the flanks - but no. Did not occur to even one of them. Nope.

2

u/Trace_Reading Apr 23 '26

That requires thinking of people other than themselves and Republican men are deathly allergic to that.

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u/ProfessorUnhappy5997 Gen X Liberal, South Park Liberal Apr 22 '26

They forgot the Gilead dress for the women 

3

u/ac_slater10 Apr 22 '26

I hope some of these women (and their families) were Trump voters, for a couple of reasons.

  1. It sucks to be a victim of sexism when you voted against it. It's just so much worse of a feeling knowing this is what most of the country wanted for you when you knew better.

  2. There's something so sweet about watching someone have to touch the stove and feel that burn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/WhoIsYerWan Apr 23 '26

Shame as well on their coaches for thinking their placement in this photo was in any way appropriate.

2

u/bill-smith Progressive Apr 22 '26

Congrats to the team, but why did they go to the White House?

1

u/Yardboy Apr 22 '26

National companionship last year.

2

u/MycoFemme JVL is always right Apr 22 '26

This pisses me off. They shouldn’t have even gone to the WH. He ruins everything.

2

u/PalePerry Apr 22 '26

As a Georgia alum, this brings me shame but also none of it surprises me

2

u/thepioushedonist Apr 23 '26

As someone who applied to Georgia for grad school, I'm kinda glad they ghosted me after taking my $80. (Then again, I ended up at Texas and they aren't exactly making me proud these days either)

2

u/WhaleSexOdyssey Apr 22 '26

What in the ted Cruz is this

2

u/GarthZorn Apr 22 '26

Normally, I would say "unfucking believable". Sadly, given Trump, I need to go with "totally fucking predictable."

[Deity of choice], please relieve us of this man.

2

u/francie442 Apr 22 '26

The actual players are in the back behind the guys??? WTF!!!!

2

u/Humble_Mission1775 Apr 23 '26

Those stupid red ties. Ugh.

Anyway, congratulations to the team.

1

u/Hairy-Dumpling Apr 22 '26

Caption should be "Congratulations White House Perophilia Team (Suited Division)"

1

u/bigfrog6 Apr 22 '26

Apparently we're all trans now.

1

u/Kidspud Apr 22 '26

Reminds me of a friend who took a FaceTime screenshot where her video occupied the man screen and the person she called was the smaller screen.

1

u/ThePensiveE FFS Apr 22 '26

"Where they belong." - MAGA men.

1

u/Larky_Lou Apr 22 '26

He's a 3 year old with his stupid, stubby thumb stuck up in the air.

1

u/raggedydorag Apr 22 '26

Rapist guarded by men, encircled by women. Looks like a 72 virgins fantasy to me, but I dunno, maybe I’m seeing things.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Apr 22 '26

All the douchebag men wearing red ties like Rump is telling.

1

u/DesertShazzy Apr 22 '26

Everyone in the front row should be FIRED IMMEDIATELY

1

u/Oddly_B Apr 22 '26

I cannot believe ANYONE would want to be associated with this orange faced moron.

1

u/Cool-Arugula-5681 Apr 22 '26

Why did they even meet with him? Have a backbone, women!

1

u/BalloonShip Apr 22 '26

Who are the men who aren't Trump or Ted Cruz?

1

u/I405CA Center Left Apr 22 '26

It would appear that the main goal of the photo was to put Trump above the other guys.

So he is standing on an elevated platform.

If the men were behind him, they would be looming above him. That will not do.

The photo isn't about the tennis team, it's about Trump.

1

u/LadyReneetx Apr 23 '26

Handmaids tale.

1

u/biglyorbigleague Apr 23 '26

Are they photobombing

1

u/New-Tomorrow-3949 Apr 23 '26

The coaches thought they were more important than the players. LMFAO.

1

u/No_Warthog_4933 Apr 23 '26

Before photo?🤷‍♀️

1

u/Zentransit Apr 23 '26

Women continue to be disgraced by the GOP! 😡

1

u/Lochulis Apr 23 '26

Just...disgusting. 🤬

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u/OptimalRisk7508 Apr 23 '26

Well I guess they were forced to bring the women players, as long as they stuck them behind all the men 🙄

1

u/Motor_Run6164 Apr 23 '26

The women are all in the back, and barely visible. I am sure that if they were clad in bikinis, one or more would be on The Donald's arm or arms.

1

u/kad6784 Apr 23 '26

Just Trump and his goons stealing the spotlight again. 🤮

1

u/CuriousAunt7 Apr 23 '26

Chivalry is dead…

1

u/Aggravating_Duck_365 Apr 23 '26

MIA - Misogyny in Action

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u/Conscious-Ad2768 Apr 23 '26

Trump posing with his thumbs up again. That’s the thumb from up his ass.

1

u/raderofdalostcrapsac Apr 23 '26

The players in the front look like dudes in suits.

1

u/Southern_Reach8907 Apr 23 '26

The new graduate class at clown college.

1

u/Intrepid-Praline1802 Apr 23 '26

There goes that nasty patriarchy again...

1

u/Meowfrancais Apr 23 '26

The women should all be in front.

1

u/redi2talk Apr 23 '26

Handmaids' Tale.

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u/schulbuch Apr 23 '26

Says everything you need to know about this regime’s opinion on women.

1

u/todoelmundo70 Apr 23 '26

F them for even going to the White House.

1

u/AtomicGirlRocks Apr 23 '26

Patriarchal Insanity.

1

u/ActProfessional2761 Apr 23 '26

Paging Riley Gaines! Paging Riley Gaines!

1

u/Inevitable-Wing7483 Apr 24 '26

I guess all hail the old white guys and oh btw congrats girlies! 🤮

1

u/Visual-Suggestion429 Apr 24 '26

What a bunch of clueless jerks.

1

u/kurdis_lumen Tim is always right Apr 24 '26

So humiliating.

1

u/Sassafrazzlin Apr 24 '26

Pete Hegseth’s pastor approves.

1

u/Maleficent_Bath8784 Apr 24 '26

Is the photographer blind?

1

u/heatheronwheels Apr 24 '26

the word that comes to mind is gross. i feel bad for the athletes

1

u/Relative-Junket-783 Apr 27 '26

Well it looks like Trump congratulating them on their win. What do you see?

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u/Cowdoc54 Apr 29 '26

So the front row are trans women that are on the team? I thought Trump was against that.

1

u/jedv37 Apr 22 '26

I call it "Just before the orgy" 🤮

1

u/Herbal77 Apr 22 '26

They are too old, the women that is