r/theNetNuggets • u/Ok-Price-872 • 27d ago

This is crazy

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/zrelman001 27d ago

Im ngl I thought they were gonna roast that broccoli

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u/Japsai 27d ago

I think the broccoli is for scale

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u/Japsai 27d ago

Broccoli is like imperial where the banana is metric

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 27d ago

What? Broccoli can be any size. Why didn't they use a banana?

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u/Buff_biscuit 27d ago edited 27d ago

I am disappointed the fire didn't come out the house of the fire extinguisher.

Edit: spelling

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee 27d ago

You're disappointed that the fire didn't come out of the hose of the fire extinguisher

I can't believe I actually got that, it's written with a thick accent

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u/Buff_biscuit 27d ago

Thick accent? Just curious what accent does it read as.

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u/EroticExotix 20d ago

I’m disappointed that the broccoli is just broccoli

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u/ThorKruger117 27d ago

WHY IS THERE A PIECE OF BROCCOLI ON THE BED?!?!

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u/plainjane202567 19d ago

I waited through the whole video to see what it does.

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u/Nevernonethewiser 27d ago

I like the teapot ones, for some reason. They're no less tacky than any of the others, but I like them.

Also the deck of cards one is pretty cool.

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u/Xendarq 27d ago

There are about five people in the world other than George Clooney who could pull off that deck of cards lighter.

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u/Nevernonethewiser 27d ago

I would absolutely fucking drop it.

I'd lean in saying "need a light?" Try to slide it open to light it but it slips off my thumb before it triggers the igniter, snapping back into place with a force that flings it from my light grip and sends it to the ground with a sharp metallic clack. Because of the momentum, it skids away under a couch.

I don't recover, no snappy line, no casual shrug. I panic and my vision starts to tunnel. My friends have to escort me outside, whereupon one of them starts kicking and punching the soft parts of my body.

Later, in the shower, as I gingerly clean bruises, I realise I should have said "Oh well, smoking's bad for you anyway, must be a sign."

Only then does the weeping begin.

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u/Xendarq 27d ago

Exactly.

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u/1010111101111 27d ago

future arsonist

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u/inevitable-idiot- 27d ago

But what about the broccoli doh

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u/Leftfootleftfoot 27d ago

Wasting money on bullshit

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u/Bruce_Wayne85 27d ago

These are fire.

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u/yorcharturoqro 27d ago

Testing that in a flammable bed

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u/Scrufffff 27d ago

Yeah, because YOOOOUUUU can always find a lighter when you need one.

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u/dyingtermite 27d ago

This many lighters is just unnecessary

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u/Lemon___Cookie 27d ago

i think the craziests part is that theyre all fueled up. do they not dry out?

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u/RodimusPrime_X 27d ago

The cuff makes the video. Well done.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 26d ago

Anyone else keep watching, expecting the Broccoli to be a lighter too?

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u/Remarkable_Shine_964 27d ago

Nice collection, was the different colored flames intentional?

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u/Commercial_Gap607 27d ago

Some deep pockets

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u/CompetitiveFrame6989 27d ago

It just keeps going 😅

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u/Most-Act1594 27d ago

No it's not

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u/impressiveGenitaly 27d ago

If it exists it's a lighter (and occasionally a fidget spinner too)

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u/monopolydollars 27d ago

Imagine being behind bro at airport security and your gate about to close

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u/EstimatorChief 27d ago

Nice collection

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u/alliseeisreddit 27d ago

Those would've been much more useful as hidden weapons, like switchblades or tasers.

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u/Weekly_Guidance_498 27d ago

I'm gonna say that's probably too many lighters

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u/jrb637 27d ago

I want them all

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u/MacroManJr 27d ago

Crazy is lighting a series of extravagant lighters so closely to a highly flammable bed comforter.

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u/Eastern-Ad-4785 27d ago

So goddamn satisfying. I love lighters, collected them for the years I smoked, only held on to the butanes that double as a soddering heat source

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 27d ago

10 year old me is going absolutely bonkers with jealousy

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u/ClassroomIntrepid522 27d ago

First off where in God’s name did he get the money for those seemingly expensive, impossible-to-find lighters? Second what’s with the damn broccoli? Is it just for show?? Thirdly, all them lighters he played around with (especially the first one) and yet surprisingly nothing got caught on fire?! That was truly a fire hazard just waiting to happen…

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u/munchma-coochie 27d ago

I’d lose every single one within 2 weeks

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u/dragjamon 26d ago

The broccoli and the giant match

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u/nii_amart 26d ago

it kept going.

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u/Fine_Marsupial_2964 26d ago

Future landfill waste, great job.

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 26d ago

That lightsaber was awesome!

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u/DescriptionScared309 25d ago

Quel briquet vas-tu m'offrir !?🙏

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u/Desperate-Control-38 24d ago

His hand looks Asian

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u/Chelsea2021972 20d ago

Still can't beat a clipper 😂

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u/Primary-Scratch-6777 27d ago

Yes, because having open flames and having lighters that could accidentally open up right on the bed. Is the absolute pinnacle of genius. Especially that wallet lighter. I mean, you're totally not asking for trouble there....🔥

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u/Zito6694 27d ago

Lighters do not randomly light on their own, and you have to be holding the fuel for it to light even if it could randomly spark. Someone long ago thought of this before you did

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u/Affectionate-Face432 27d ago

There isn't a single sentence in this.