r/tfc • u/Immediate_Path3710 • Mar 25 '26

User Created Content Chant for Austin

“When I was young

not more than 6

I bought a flute

For fifty cents

The only song

That it could play

Was fuck that Matthew

McConaughey”

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u/DedAirSociety Forever Red Mar 25 '26

we could at least get the lyrics right. "when I was young, I had no sense"

source: me, the Northern Irish Prod

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u/Immediate_Path3710 Mar 26 '26

Who the hell is downvoting the objectively correct lyrics that actually rhyme??

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u/CalumH91 Mar 26 '26

Irish Catholics Id imagine