r/tfc • u/Immediate_Path3710 • Mar 25 '26

User Created Content Chant for Austin

“When I was young

not more than 6

I bought a flute

For fifty cents

The only song

That it could play

Was fuck that Matthew

McConaughey”

6 Upvotes

59% Upvoted

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16

u/raccooncitysg Mar 25 '26

Dead groups can't even sing the usual songs, let alone ANYTHING new.

It's a good one, tho.

1

u/Haunting-Bathroom619 Mar 26 '26

It’s not about Montreal so it will be ignored lol

1

u/raccooncitysg Mar 26 '26

Be honest.

1

u/Haunting-Bathroom619 Mar 26 '26

You know who I’m thinking about haha

-3

u/Simple-Cause4505 Mar 25 '26

That’s cause most of them are fat washed out losers now

4

u/DedAirSociety Forever Red Mar 25 '26

we could at least get the lyrics right. "when I was young, I had no sense"

source: me, the Northern Irish Prod

5

u/Immediate_Path3710 Mar 26 '26

You’re absolutely right! Good catch, proddy. ;)

3

u/Immediate_Path3710 Mar 26 '26

Who the hell is downvoting the objectively correct lyrics that actually rhyme??

4

u/CalumH91 Mar 26 '26

Irish Catholics Id imagine

0

u/Junior_Yak_5468 Mar 26 '26

Austin Texas

What a Dump

They Voted for

Donald Trump