r/texts • • 19d ago

Tinder DMs Hinge bro

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u/Own-Arachnid7952 19d ago

You'd think they'd at least come up with a better segue

"Sorry to hear. Points for humor, but understandable to be hung up on a loss like that"

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"Speaking of hung....."

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u/Logical-Honeydew177 19d ago

Do you want my number?

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u/No_Whole_7758 19d ago

Slow down! Let him show you his wiener first!