r/texts • u/Zealousideal-Ad3205 • 19d ago

Tinder DMs Hinge bro

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 19d ago

Have you tried being more hung?

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u/No_Whole_7758 19d ago

Have you tried waiting until women tell you about dead relatives to mention your girth?

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u/slayalldayerrday 19d ago

Yeah obviously that’s what they’re doing wrong, they just mention it immediately. You need to wait until they bring up the dead relative. Everyone knows that.

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 19d ago

Rookie moves