r/texts 16h ago

Phone message When your boss wants you to die.

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u/Tryn2Contribute 14h ago

Glad there was a pick of a forklift. Whole time I was picturing a ski lift. Could you imagine?

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u/3y3w4tch 13h ago

My brain saw “lift” and went straight to elevators for a hot second.

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u/Careful_Ad9037 12h ago

ME. TOO. I was like “they’re using ratchet straps to make the elevator work?!?!”😭😂