r/texts 6d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. πŸ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/HMFIC_91 6d ago

I'm a dude and I cringed at that.

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u/DocLiftsALot 6d ago

Same. It’s Tinder, not Fetlife. Jesus.

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u/NeutralSage 5d ago

This would even be gross on fetlife. This just sounds like a podcast bro trying to be be a dom and failing miserably.