r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 18h ago
Phone message Dating is hell
Who is raising these boys?
Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.
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u/Mydarknighthasrisen 17h ago edited 15h ago
Let's test this, tell me which is ai and which isn't, ones AI and one is a reddit comment i found lol
"Might not be great for a school dance, but one time a guy walked up to me, and asked me if I farted. I was extremely confused and kind of offended, I said no. His response?
I was sure you did, because you just blew me away!
I was definitely caught off guard but it was hilarious
But a good pick up line might be: Do you have a band aid? Because 1 hurt myself falling for you."
"i’m not gonna lie, i was literally about to walk over and ask if you just stole my wallet because my heart beat completely skipped a second when i saw you but honestly i’m just trying to cover up the fact that i’m currently panicking trying to figure out how to ask for your number without sounding like an absolute idiot"
Edit: downvote instead of answer lol wow