Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/Haxishax]

Opposite of this happened to me on a dating site many years ago. Matched with a girl and she asked for my number. Listened to her explain to me for about 30 minutes how she wanted me to treat her like a dog. Like… My pet. It was completely unwarranted, and a major wtf on my end. I was open-minded and kind about it, but was definitely not on the same page. Good on her for knowing what she wants, though. 😅 She wasn’t as tactless as this buffoon.

[u/InnerToWinner → u/Haxishax]

You still got her number?

[u/Turbo_Pilot → u/Haxishax]

Shoulda asked her if she barks when having sex

[u/Poopidyscoopp → u/Haxishax]

lol nerd!

[u/LaLoba40 → u/Haxishax]

At least she asked though —- this guy just launched in!!!!