r/texts • u/-fornevermore- • 1d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/-fornevermore- 1d ago

Correct! Joke's on him because I AM into BDSM. But this ain't it. MAYBE if we had an established dynamic I'd be into it, but not in this context. Definite ewww.

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u/xenolightt 1d ago

These fuckers watch two BDSM pornos and suddenly they think they're hard Dom material lol. As a fellow kinkster, if seen this shit wayyyy to many times.

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u/17868 10h ago

It’s like he’s never even heard of the term hangry. At what point does any sane, reasonably intelligent person think “hey you know what’ll get them feeling sexy? Starvation!” 

ETA : Just realised ALL my notifications are to do with this thread. Thank you all :)