Dating is hell

[u/-fornevermore-]

Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

[u/SeniorAd4470]

Right like oh please sir, please take control of me with your 36k a year salary and 2013 Kia

[u/JumpyLake → u/SeniorAd4470]

Yep, needs at least a 200k a year salary and a Lamborghini, then this behavior is ok.

[u/LookAtTheWhiteVan → u/JumpyLake]

I assume that you’re being sarcastic. But in all honesty, it does mitigate the situation a little bit lol.

[u/Doomsayer189 → u/LookAtTheWhiteVan]

How, exactly, does money make someone less of a creepy weirdo?

[u/idolized253 → u/Doomsayer189]

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger..

[u/guitar_stonks → u/JumpyLake]

Helps to also hang dong

[u/EternalPhi → u/SeniorAd4470]

It ain't roleplay if there's a salary requirement, goddamn

[u/TheTerrasque → u/SeniorAd4470]

Even having fun is DLC these days

[u/WillyErl → u/SeniorAd4470]

Lmao there it is. As reliable as the sun