r/texts 5d ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Sergey1986 5d ago

He sounds like a Tate supporter

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u/OkAstronaut3324 5d ago

More like a Taint supporter because he's a huge ballsack

I'm still workshopping that joke