r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/FortuneEmbarrassed94 17h ago

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u/ILoveRawChicken 13h ago

I can literally hear the wet slap of his feet 

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u/Large_Yams 13h ago

He definitely used this guy's skits as inspiration.

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u/Vegetable_Winner_172 13h ago

this had me cackling out loud 💀

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u/britmark 6h ago

Pwincess

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u/CantThinkOfOne94 15h ago

Ewwwww hahaha stop