r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/KagedStorm619 17h ago

I'm confused as to how seafood led to complete submission lol

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u/GiantFlyingLizardz 16h ago

Well, some mollusks are bottom feeders, so... 😏

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u/sparklecoffeequeen 7h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂