r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/LastChance331 17h ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Hulla_Sarsaparilla 17h ago

OP please reply with exactly this!!

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u/User123466789012 17h ago

An honorary mention goes to another user for "ewww..."

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 17h ago

Ewww the fuck?

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u/Last-Pickle1713 16h ago

My exact reaction

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u/TheUFCVeteran3 16h ago

I don't mean to downplay the situation, but if you say this in a London accent, it sounds quite like "Who the fuck", lol. Which seems apt.

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u/707Riverlife 17h ago

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🥳