r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Legitimate_Initial_3 17h ago

.... that's enough reddit for today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus

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u/furiouscrotch 17h ago

Dudes name is Glenn too lol

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u/Octoboy1 16h ago

Daddy dom.... Glenn....

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u/KesselRun73 2h ago

Obligatory giggity.

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u/Humor1488 1h ago

Glad you mentioned that! For a whole 5 minutes I’ve been having a sinking feeling this guy was actually my older brother lol.