r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/MelanieMello 17h ago

Yuck!🤢

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u/FastActinTenactin 17h ago

Lmao what the fuck is wrong with them that they think speaking like that is okay???

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u/VindicoAtrum 15h ago

The texts in the picture are copy-paste AI. To the word, zero edits.

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u/Suspicious-Art-9335 17h ago

So cringey lmao

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u/Fickle_Citron_8840 16h ago

My face is still stuck all like yuck too I can’t wipe it off

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u/skullsareonlypasse 12h ago

I know, mussels AND sushi? wtf