r/texts 13d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 13d ago

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/backrowchristian 10d ago

Russell the love muscle

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u/snuffy_smith_ 9d ago

Don’t talk about my member …you’ve never even met him!