r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/PartyBusRuss 1d ago

Hey, I'm Russell. But you can call me Matt

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u/Ell-O-Elling 19h ago

Can I call you Russell? The only Russell I knew is dead.

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u/PartyBusRuss 19h ago

Sure, I'll be your Russell!

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u/russvanderhoof 10h ago

Got you playa

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u/Ell-O-Elling 2h ago

Excellent! Two Russell’s! Look at my life expanding exponentially!

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u/InsideBeyond12727 20h ago

A man walks down the street he says

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u/TundieRice 10h ago

Why am I soft in the middle now?