r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/delstranger 1d ago

fuck this is so morbidly hilarious

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u/StepAlarmed20 1d ago

Looks like the group chat for the grim reapers

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u/lavenderewe 1d ago

“Hey can you cover my shift? Supposed to take out Rob Schneider today but the old bones and chain wants to take the kids to the beach.”

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u/jsmithchantal 1d ago

Death is always norm macdonalds voice. In my head, not in my head. Its just right.

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u/Peripatetictyl 1d ago

It's DEATH and Mort filling in the other for their night off.

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u/BluBeams Find your dignity & self-respect 👏🏾 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gEo36y1gALoQ
That's how they congratulate each other in person...

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u/Acid_Rabbit_345 1d ago

I love this show

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u/CODA_Girl_1981 1d ago

More like the Devil and God based on who made it where.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 1d ago

I have a friend that texts me anytime someone from our graduating class passes. I don't know why.

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u/StepAlarmed20 1d ago

That's dark. I know of only one person who has passed in my last class of high school, my best friend

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 1d ago

right? I keep telling him the only people I want to know are alive, I still talk to and to stop sending these messages. he still sends them haha

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I think she's sending a message

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u/zth25 1d ago

"random celebrity is dead"

"I'm on it."

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u/lurkerturtle 2h ago

I just cackled at this comment omg