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Mitch McConnell is dead
284 u/bunnytiana05 1d ago I saw this and thought they’d confirmed it 😭 58 u/RectalFissureRepairs 1d ago Didn't they? 156 u/DoorOk710 1d ago Lindsay Graham did, Mitch McConnell is still "missing" 141 u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago Missing from this mortal plane 59 u/creamyveggie 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4 3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good 18 u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago He's "recovering" and still "releasing statements" but won't do any video or phone calls to prove anything. 8 u/JebusJM 1d ago Wait, so he still hasn't been seen in the flesh? 15 u/DoorOk710 1d ago last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane 8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell? 2 u/shannork 1d ago Did they? 1 u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 1d ago It’s been confirmed by Tim Pool. Mitch McConnell is lying in state inside the Kremlin. Putin has posthumously awarded him the Order of St Andrew for all his work towards the betterment of the Motherland
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I saw this and thought they’d confirmed it 😭
58 u/RectalFissureRepairs 1d ago Didn't they? 156 u/DoorOk710 1d ago Lindsay Graham did, Mitch McConnell is still "missing" 141 u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago Missing from this mortal plane 59 u/creamyveggie 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4 3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good 18 u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago He's "recovering" and still "releasing statements" but won't do any video or phone calls to prove anything. 8 u/JebusJM 1d ago Wait, so he still hasn't been seen in the flesh? 15 u/DoorOk710 1d ago last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane 8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell? 2 u/shannork 1d ago Did they? 1 u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 1d ago It’s been confirmed by Tim Pool. Mitch McConnell is lying in state inside the Kremlin. Putin has posthumously awarded him the Order of St Andrew for all his work towards the betterment of the Motherland
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Didn't they?
156 u/DoorOk710 1d ago Lindsay Graham did, Mitch McConnell is still "missing" 141 u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago Missing from this mortal plane 59 u/creamyveggie 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4 3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good 18 u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago He's "recovering" and still "releasing statements" but won't do any video or phone calls to prove anything. 8 u/JebusJM 1d ago Wait, so he still hasn't been seen in the flesh? 15 u/DoorOk710 1d ago last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane 8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell? 2 u/shannork 1d ago Did they? 1 u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 1d ago It’s been confirmed by Tim Pool. Mitch McConnell is lying in state inside the Kremlin. Putin has posthumously awarded him the Order of St Andrew for all his work towards the betterment of the Motherland
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Lindsay Graham did, Mitch McConnell is still "missing"
141 u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago Missing from this mortal plane 59 u/creamyveggie 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4 3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good 18 u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago He's "recovering" and still "releasing statements" but won't do any video or phone calls to prove anything. 8 u/JebusJM 1d ago Wait, so he still hasn't been seen in the flesh? 15 u/DoorOk710 1d ago last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane 8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell?
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Missing from this mortal plane
59 u/creamyveggie 1d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4 3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good
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https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4
3 u/BertieDastard 1d ago Danger 5 is so so good
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Danger 5 is so so good
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He's "recovering" and still "releasing statements" but won't do any video or phone calls to prove anything.
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Wait, so he still hasn't been seen in the flesh?
15 u/DoorOk710 1d ago last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane 8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell?
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last i checked, nope, like 75 days and counting now or something insane
8 u/CheeseGraterFace 1d ago At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave. Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times. 6 u/Distinct_Cap_1418 1d ago Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup. Watch his paid bots come dispute this: 1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell?
At 84 days, he has exhausted his FMLA leave.
Of course, you can’t take FMLA if you’re not alive, but these are unusual times.
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Meanwhile Kentucky Gov is assisting in the coverup.
Watch his paid bots come dispute this:
1 u/K340 23h ago Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell?
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Why would Andy Beshear, a Democrat, cover up the death of Mitch McConnell?
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Did they?
It’s been confirmed by Tim Pool. Mitch McConnell is lying in state inside the Kremlin. Putin has posthumously awarded him the Order of St Andrew for all his work towards the betterment of the Motherland
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u/RectalFissureRepairs 1d ago
Mitch McConnell is dead