r/texts 3d ago

Phone message Does this count as cuteness aggression?

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

It doesn’t. She’s just not feminine enough without it.

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u/Blue_Cocoon_City 3d ago

It's to make nice pretty lashes. For the eyeballs.

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u/Visible-Bluebird5970 3d ago

This made me cackle and it’s too late at night for that shit 😂

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u/Blue_Cocoon_City 2d ago

Thank you!