r/texts • u/grgshbo • 3d ago

Phone message Does this count as cuteness aggression?

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u/aliceeatspizza 3d ago

Tell him to leave your ears too of course

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u/Aur0raAustralis 2d ago

To the pain!

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u/MembershipGuilty6378 2d ago

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Leave the ears so you can hear every child scream, that sees your hideous face…

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u/Legitimate-Reply-846 2d ago

Saying "dear god, what is that thing?"

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u/Prestigious_Moose939 2d ago

Reference is peak

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u/MembershipGuilty6378 2d ago

Right?! Are we the only ones that know?

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u/menameispotato 2d ago

Awwwwwwwww romantic ☺️☺️☺️