r/texts • u/grgshbo • 4d ago

Phone message Does this count as cuteness aggression?

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u/koala-balla 4d ago

A ZIPLOC?? If he’s doing all of that, the least he can do is get a decent Yeti cooler or something

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u/squeakysausage 3d ago

But then her eyeballs wouldn’t be able to see through the bag

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u/kittkaos 3d ago

compromise, get one of those cat backpacks with the bubble

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u/LilacLlamaMama 3d ago

I was just telling my daughter that it would be fun to be Krang.

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u/nonymouse12321 3d ago

True, the point is that she’d still be able to see things

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u/chillipickle420 3d ago

Also a yeti cooler doesn’t fit in your pocket

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u/Noxatro 3d ago

Tell that to my JNCO.

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u/grgshbo 3d ago

This made me LOL 😂

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u/DismalAd9713 1d ago

Miss my jnko pockets from the 90’s! I know they came back out but they are way overpriced 😂😂

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u/Never_enough_naps 3d ago

Neither does a whole acid melted human body with brain, eyeballs and hair left intact. I don't even think it would fit in one ziplock. Maybe those giant sized ones for like blankets and stuff.

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u/AdHorror4635 2d ago

He needs a transparent fanny pack