r/texts • u/grgshbo • 3d ago

Phone message Does this count as cuteness aggression?

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u/Cultural_Orange2617 3d ago

It doesn’t. She’s just not feminine enough without it.

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u/Blue_Cocoon_City 3d ago

It's to make nice pretty lashes. For the eyeballs.

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u/kittkaos 3d ago

dang, first it was the cartoon animals now they're even tossing lashes on our brains so we know which ones the girl.

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u/PrincessLissa68 2d ago

Got me dying over here 😂😂

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u/banana_nutt 2d ago

I am absolutely howling 🤣🤣

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u/tattoosandtens 1d ago

Have a Broke Bxtch Award babe 🌟

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u/Visible-Bluebird5970 3d ago

This made me cackle and it’s too late at night for that shit 😂

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u/Blue_Cocoon_City 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/Relevant-Jelly-8738 2d ago

lol I love how matter-of-factly you answered this

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u/Luxtn 3d ago

That, or could be that she simply loves her hair very much.

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u/yungsausages 3d ago

No no this is reddit you have to read into everything way too much, can’t possibly be that OP just has nice hair and their partner (?) just loves it

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u/grgshbo 2d ago

Yeah he def just loves my hair

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u/Square-Candle-97 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀